Why I Think Conservatives are Afraid of Pronouns
Probably one of the most ridiculous pursuits of the modern American conservative movement is the attempting of the suppression of pronouns. Yes, pronouns! First, let's define a pronoun. According to dictionary.com, a pronoun is: "any member of a small class of words found in many languages that are used as replacements or substitutes for nouns and noun phrases, and that have very general reference, as I, you, he, this, it, who, what. Pronouns are sometimes formally distinguished from nouns, as in English by the existence of special objective forms, as him for he or me for I, and by nonoccurrence with an article or adjective." In other words, it is word that can replace a name. For example, one can say "Don is a good driver." You can replace "Don" with "He", in which case you would say "He is a good driver." "He" being a pronoun replacing ""Don". ...