The Rat in the Hat
Trump-I- am, Trump-I-am I want to serve Amerikkka A fresh plate of Greenland and ham. Would you eat Greenland and ham? Said Trump-I-am. I do not like them,Trump-I-am. I do not want Greenland and ham. Would you eat them near The Gulf of Amerikkka? Asked Trump-I-am. Not near the Gulf of Amerikkka, There is no such thing That is just s o hysterikka. Would you eat them with Elon the Nazi? No, I will not eat with Elon the Nazi. Not near the Gulf of Amerikka. Not if they were cold or hotsie. Would you eat them in Canada, the 51st state? Canada will not be a Sate, On this or any other date. I promised my friends breaks on taxes So that they can keep all your loot, But I promised you cheaper eggs And incredibly cheaper gas to boot. Oh, Trump-I- am, Trump-I- am Your lies are ridiculous, You're such a bad liar, You're really a hoot.