The Rat in the Hat

Trump-I- am, Trump-I-am
I want to serve Amerikkka
A fresh plate of 
Greenland and ham.

Would you eat 
Greenland and ham?
Said Trump-I-am.

I do not like them,Trump-I-am.
I do not want Greenland and ham.

Would you eat them near
The Gulf of Amerikkka?
Asked Trump-I-am.

Not near the Gulf of Amerikkka,
There is no such thing
That is just so hysterikka.

Would you eat them with Elon the Nazi?
No, I will not eat with Elon the Nazi.
Not near the Gulf of Amerikka.
Not if they were cold or hotsie.

Would you eat them in
Canada, the 51st state?
Canada will not be a Sate,
On this or any other date.

I promised my friends breaks on taxes
So that they can keep all your loot,
But I promised you cheaper eggs
And incredibly cheaper gas to boot.

Oh, Trump-I- am, Trump-I- am
Your lies are ridiculous, 
You're such a bad liar,
You're really a hoot.

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